Names from the spam can

If it has to be endured, the least one should expect from spam is that it be entertaining. I’m kinda tickled by the recent rush of spam appearing to come from people with names apparently dragged from some random generator, yet which capture something. It’s probably just me seeing pattern where there is none, but:

Imprison K. Pinup is a vampish platinum blonde actress, no better than she ought to be. She killed her lover with a pistol one day in a fit of jealousy, and is currently waiting for her turn in the chair.

Oahu I. Worldwide is probably a Hawaiian surfer-dude whose fame has spread. He’s a regular in gossip magazines. Picture him as Zaphod Beeblebrox but with only the one head.

Beeves U. Raspberry is obviously a huge ruddy-cheeked man, given to bear-hugs and loud practical jokes. He’d be played by Brian Blessed, obviously.

No idea what algorithm the spammers are using here, but I like it.