{"id":96,"date":"2005-07-05T11:49:47","date_gmt":"2005-07-05T11:49:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/northgare.net\/blah\/?p=96"},"modified":"2018-07-19T15:55:57","modified_gmt":"2018-07-19T22:55:57","slug":"outside_the_cho","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/northgare.net\/blog\/2005\/07\/outside_the_cho\/","title":{"rendered":"Outside the Chocolate Factory"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Live 8 was a collision of so many different motivations, there&#8217;s been something for every cynic to complain about: that it was all about rock-star ego; that its Anglo-Saxon whitey-whiteness was offensively patronising; that it was a missed opportunity to raise some hard cash; conversely, in a game of bluff and double-bluff and triple-bluff, that the cynics were just whining about a small though admittedly over-hyped gesture that couldn&#8217;t fix everything and was never meant to. Maybe a bit of all of those, so choose your cynicism and get ranting.<\/p>\n<p>Myself, I can&#8217;t help smirking at the irony of Bill Gates coming on all philanthropic at the same time Microsoft is <a href=\"xhttp:\/\/www.guardian.co.uk\/business\/story\/0,,1519605,00.html\">paying out huge sums in antitrust settlements<\/a>. There&#8217;s something viciously Robin Hood about Gates: crush the competition however you can, make zillions, hoover up art like it&#8217;s going out of fashion, get your name on buildings and professorial chairs, then attempt to ameliorate the capitalist doggery by putting on a charitable mask. If he was serious about making the world a better place, he&#8217;d: make software that sucked less; make it cheaper to buy; not be such a craphound to competitors. That would not be a small amount of good in a techie world.<\/p>\n<p>I only caught the second half of the London show on the radio, the prime directive of which seemed to be Don&#8217;t Fuck Up. I&#8217;m sure Floyd were spiffing for the crowd, but I&#8217;m just not too sure the world needs another pitch-perfect version of <em>Comfortably Numb<\/em>, even if it does have Roger Waters croaking along. Robbie, as usual, Got It, and played the throng like bad karaoke, which seemed to hit the spot. To at least a couple of <em>sotte voce<\/em> complaints that this thing <em>just isn&#8217;t done<\/em>, the Scissor Sisters played, gasp, a new song, and it was the most alive moment all night. Some wanker on Radio One moaned about it not being part of the etiquette to &#8216;showcase&#8217; something new, presumably because the intent isn&#8217;t supposed to be, you know, to sell records. No surprise, but it&#8217;s the old stuff that&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/news.bbc.co.uk\/1\/hi\/entertainment\/music\/4651309.stm\">dancing out of the shops<\/a>. You don&#8217;t have to be Spinal Tap hoping that people like their new direction to bring out something new in concert and have it fit.<\/p>\n<p>I miss the sense of Being There. I&#8217;ve lived in both London and Edinburgh, and both have had a centre-of-the-world quality to them the last few days. I live in one of the most populous cities in the world now, and yet I can scarcely think of a venue here where a Live 8 concert might have been staged. The <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Staples_Center\">Staples Center<\/a>, maybe, or perhaps <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Dodger_Stadium\">Dodger Stadium<\/a>, but neither has the right feel of social space. LA is built not around parks, but around movie studios. &#8216;The business&#8217; dominates the culture and the skyline with the walled-palace grandeur and secrecy of Willy Wonka&#8217;s chocolate factory. We scrabble for bit-parts and screenplays that might serve as Golden Tickets for entry.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Live 8 was a collision of so many different motivations, there&#8217;s been something for every cynic to complain about: that it was all about rock-star ego; that its Anglo-Saxon whitey-whiteness was offensively patronising; that it was a missed opportunity to raise some hard cash; conversely, in a game of bluff and double-bluff and triple-bluff, that &#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-96","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/northgare.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/96","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/northgare.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/northgare.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/northgare.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/northgare.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=96"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/northgare.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/96\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":986,"href":"http:\/\/northgare.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/96\/revisions\/986"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/northgare.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=96"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/northgare.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=96"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/northgare.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=96"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}