{"id":76,"date":"2005-10-08T02:09:06","date_gmt":"2005-10-08T02:09:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/northgare.net\/blah\/?p=76"},"modified":"2011-08-06T02:56:21","modified_gmt":"2011-08-06T09:56:21","slug":"hair_today_gone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/northgare.net\/blog\/2005\/10\/hair_today_gone\/","title":{"rendered":"Hair today, gone tomorrow"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Perviest thing I&#8217;ve seen in a long time: a Chinese eBay vendor selling long human hair \u2014 specifically <em>long ponytails<\/em> \u2014 and including with each sale a DVD of the hair being cut. I can bend my brain enough to believe that the film is intended to form a record of authenticity, but would I be giving away my weirdness in admitting that there&#8217;s something deeply disturbing, gnarly and just plain hot about the process? Thought so. Does the DVD accompany the hair, or does the hair accompany the DVD?<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/northgare.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2005\/10\/ponytails.jpg\" alt=\"Ponytails\" title=\"ponytails\" width=\"300\" height=\"400\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-346\" srcset=\"http:\/\/northgare.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2005\/10\/ponytails.jpg 300w, http:\/\/northgare.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2005\/10\/ponytails-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Perviest thing I&#8217;ve seen in a long time: a Chinese eBay vendor selling long human hair \u2014 specifically long ponytails \u2014 and including with each sale a DVD of the hair being cut. I can bend my brain enough to believe that the film is intended to form a record of authenticity, but would I &#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[3],"class_list":["post-76","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-kink"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/northgare.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/northgare.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/northgare.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/northgare.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/northgare.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=76"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/northgare.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":477,"href":"http:\/\/northgare.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76\/revisions\/477"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/northgare.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=76"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/northgare.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=76"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/northgare.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=76"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}