{"id":37,"date":"2007-02-06T16:41:24","date_gmt":"2007-02-06T16:41:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/northgare.net\/blah\/?p=37"},"modified":"2018-07-20T13:56:54","modified_gmt":"2018-07-20T20:56:54","slug":"not-in-teesside-any-more","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/northgare.net\/blog\/2007\/02\/not-in-teesside-any-more\/","title":{"rendered":"Not in Teesside Any More"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Walking along Wilshire in Santa Monica, iPod earphones quite conspicuously in ears, almost as if I might be listening to music. Waiting at light to cross 7th Street.<\/p>\n<p><b>Man<\/b>: [Looking at me, mouth opening and closing as he says something. Clearly no clue I can&#8217;t hear him.]<br \/>\n<b>Me<\/b>: [Takes off earphones, an expression of mild annoyance.] I didn&#8217;t hear a word of that.<br \/>\n<b>Man<\/b>: You&#8217;re very lucky.<br \/>\n<b>Me<\/b>: How?<br \/>\n<b>Man<\/b>: I can see your aura.<br \/>\n<b>Me<\/b>: I&#8217;m sorry, I don&#8217;t have an aura.<br \/>\n<b>Man<\/b>: Oh, okay.<br \/>\n<b>Me<\/b>: [Puts music back on. Stomps away towards the 7\/11.]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Walking along Wilshire in Santa Monica, iPod earphones quite conspicuously in ears, almost as if I might be listening to music. Waiting at light to cross 7th Street. Man: [Looking at me, mouth opening and closing as he says something. Clearly no clue I can&#8217;t hear him.] Me: [Takes off earphones, an expression of mild &#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-37","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/northgare.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/northgare.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/northgare.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/northgare.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/northgare.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=37"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/northgare.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1032,"href":"http:\/\/northgare.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37\/revisions\/1032"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/northgare.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=37"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/northgare.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=37"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/northgare.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=37"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}