{"id":207,"date":"2004-07-07T10:49:31","date_gmt":"2004-07-07T10:49:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/northgare.net\/blah\/?p=207"},"modified":"2004-07-07T10:49:31","modified_gmt":"2004-07-07T10:49:31","slug":"names_from_the_","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/northgare.net\/blog\/2004\/07\/names_from_the_\/","title":{"rendered":"Names from the spam can"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If it has to be endured, the least one should expect from spam is that it be entertaining. I&#8217;m kinda tickled by the recent rush of spam appearing to come from people with names apparently dragged from some random generator, yet which capture something. It&#8217;s probably just me seeing pattern where there is none, but:<\/p>\n<p><b>Imprison K. Pinup<\/b> is a vampish platinum blonde actress, no better than she ought to be. She killed her lover with a pistol one day in a fit of jealousy, and is currently waiting for her turn in the chair.<\/p>\n<p><b>Oahu I. Worldwide<\/b> is probably a Hawaiian surfer-dude whose fame has spread. He&#8217;s a regular in gossip magazines. Picture him as Zaphod Beeblebrox but with only the one head.<\/p>\n<p><b>Beeves U. Raspberry<\/b> is obviously a huge ruddy-cheeked man, given to bear-hugs and loud practical jokes. He&#8217;d be played by Brian Blessed, obviously.<\/p>\n<p>No idea what algorithm the spammers are using here, but I <em>like it<\/em>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If it has to be endured, the least one should expect from spam is that it be entertaining. I&#8217;m kinda tickled by the recent rush of spam appearing to come from people with names apparently dragged from some random generator, yet which capture something. It&#8217;s probably just me seeing pattern where there is none, but: &#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-207","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/northgare.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/207","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/northgare.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/northgare.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/northgare.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/northgare.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=207"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/northgare.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/207\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/northgare.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=207"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/northgare.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=207"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/northgare.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=207"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}