{"id":137,"date":"2005-02-08T21:27:05","date_gmt":"2005-02-08T21:27:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/northgare.net\/blah\/?p=137"},"modified":"2005-02-08T21:27:05","modified_gmt":"2005-02-08T21:27:05","slug":"please_dont","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/northgare.net\/blog\/2005\/02\/please_dont\/","title":{"rendered":"Please don&#8217;t"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This afternoon, on the side of a church minivan in Koreatown:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\nPlease don&#8217;t go to hell.<br \/>\nBelieve in Jesus Christ.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>No idea why, but it tickled me to see going to hell portrayed as some sort of dreadful faux pas, from which one&#8217;s social standing might never recover. Or maybe it should be interpreted as:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\nPlease don&#8217;t fuck off.<br \/>\nBelieve in Jesus Christ.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This afternoon, on the side of a church minivan in Koreatown: Please don&#8217;t go to hell. Believe in Jesus Christ. No idea why, but it tickled me to see going to hell portrayed as some sort of dreadful faux pas, from which one&#8217;s social standing might never recover. Or maybe it should be interpreted as: &#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-137","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/northgare.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/137","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/northgare.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/northgare.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/northgare.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/northgare.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=137"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/northgare.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/137\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/northgare.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=137"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/northgare.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=137"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/northgare.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=137"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}